In my humble opinion I believe the dachshund is the sexiest dog. They are sassy and sweet. This extremely loyal breed mostly loves one owner above all others. When provoked they can be brutal. This dog was bred to go under the grown and kill badgers. Have you ever seen a badger? They look like rats with razor sharp teeth. This dog is very lovable but can be very stubborn at times. So before you rush out and buy one make sure you can handle one. Pinup icons like Dita Von Teese and Greta Garbo share a love for the breed as well. And the final argument about this being the sexiest breed is the doxies nickname is comparable to a phallus. Enough said.